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May 20th, 2005

Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff Dons Shirt

by christopher taylor

WASHINGTON, DC--After over three months on the job, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff wore a shirt to work.

"I thought it was about time to cover up my Wookie chest," Chertoff explained. "No one wanted to see it anymore."




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