Local Man So Hungry, Eats Horse

by christopher taylor

WALLA WALLA, WA--Unsuccessful businessman and farrier Gregory Anderson succumbed to the demands of his digestive system yesterday when he killed and ate Blinky, his customer's gray.

"I was so hungry," Anderson said. "And there was no other food."

Anderson promised Blinky's owner he would not charge for the shoeing he had just completed.