Country Still "Under God," According to Supremes

by christopher taylor

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a unanimous decision, the U.S. Supreme Court reversed the Ninth Circuit's decision that Eisenhower-era politicians' values do not gel with modernity--that the country is no longer "under God"--yesterday. Ostensibly an attack on the standing of the lead plaintiff, the Court's decision has been hailed by monotheists everywhere.

"Praise Allah the Court is standing up for what Americans believe in," said Christian al Jones. "And to think those Godless Commies almost won."