Victoria's Secret Revealed: "You Have Pubic Lice!"

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LOS ANGELES--Victoria's Secret announced a recall on all panties sold within the United States and Canada yesterday for "a problem during the manufacturing process."

"They're calling it a 'manufacturing problem.' I'm calling it an infestation," commented retail clerk and customer Lindsey Buckingham. "I've heard they mixed up the anti-lice spray they usually put on all the underwear with pro-lice spray. Or something. Anyway, I gotta go get one of those combs. And maybe some calamine. Man, these things are itchy.