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January 31st, 2004

Stupid Motherfucker Parks Too Close to Hydrant, Corner

by christopher taylor

MOSCOW, ID--Police are looking for an unknown motorist that parked his automobile far too close to both the corner of D and Howard Streets and a fire hydrant.

"What if there had been a fire?" asked Officer Joyce James. "Or someone came around the corner without being extra careful?"

Corner of Howard and D. Our future president.

Police found homemade incest pornography and several homework assignments bearing a scarlet "F" in the backseat of the 1998 Saturn SL1, and are therefore considering the suspect "armed and dangerous."