Michael Moore to Produce Pets or Meat 2: Dachshund Inna Bun

by christopher taylor

NEW YORK CITY--Not even fifteen years since Michael Moore broke into the popular culture consciousness with his documentary Roger & Me, he was out of ideas.

"I've been busting on Bush so much lately...really, what's the point?" asked Moore bitterly. "I'm just making people angry. So I decided to go back to the beginning and do a sequel. But then I realized that it would be much easier to do a sequel of that spin off short 'Pets or Meat: The Return to Flint'. Y'know, the one about the woman with the rabbits in Flint."

Moore says he plans to travel the world, searching for humorous and sad indigents that sell animals that, at least in America, are pet material.

"I heard about this one guy in Uruguay that sells guinea pig pies. And another in Vietnam that sells potbelly pig bacon. And another one in Texas that sells pig sausage," rambled Moore. "Imagine, eating a pet-animal like a pig."

The new documentary is tentatively titled, "Pets or Meat 2: Dachshund Inna Bun" and will likely be released next Christmas "in time for the award season."