Small Man Buys Large Car

by christopher taylor

MISSOULA, MT--Jonah Young--not a day over fifty, not an gram over fifty kilos, and not a hair over fifty inches--purchased a 1997 Chevrolet Caprice at Big Bob's Auto Palace yesterday.

"I kept pointing him toward the Cavaliers and Toyotas," said owner Robert "Big Bob" Walken. "But he kept gravitating toward the big ones."