The The Had Had No "No Sex" Sex

by hank williams

STOCKHOLM--During a recent "Best Of" interview, central The The player Matt Johnson alleged, "in the early days, neither myself, Keith Laws nor Tom Johnston engaged in any activities, such as 'heavy petting' or 'anal sex', that could justifiably be considered 'no sex' sex. Every instance of sexual contact was vaginal intercourse back then."

"These days, on the other hand, just about all the fucking I do doesn't really count," Johnson added.