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January 21st, 2002

Barrymore & Green to Switch Names, Auction Testicle, As Part of Divorce Settlement

by the severed head of liz smith

LOS ANGELES--Canadian Tom Green filed for a divorce from American Drew Barrymore on Monday, December 17th, much to the delight, sorrow and dismay of media whores everywhere. As part of the stunt, Green and Barrymore decided to legally adopt each others' names to "make the proceedings as messy and absurd as possible, and thus boost the sales of Freddy Got Fingered and Riding in Cars with Boys DVDs."

Drew Green, star of early 90's megahits Poison Ivy and Doppelganger, wed Tom Barrymore only a few short months before Monday's announced break-up. "I love him," up-chucked the 2000 Malibu Road feature player. "That is why we are getting divorced. And that is why we are selling his testicle on eBay for charity."

Drew Barrymore, MTV phenomenon and Road Trip bit player, hit a reporter with a fish, saying, "My bum is on the lawyer."

Glenn Humplik could not be reached for comment.