Tenacious D Fuck "Back Stage Betty" Betty Gently

by ronnie james dio

BURLINGTON, VT--Jack Black and Kyle Gass, collectively known as Tenacious D, met up with former golden girl Betty White after last Thursday's show, and proceeded to "suck on her toes" and "squirt her with Kielbasa," according to a shiny best-song-forgetting soul-eating demon.

White, reportedly not amused, reprimanded the wonder boys for "wallowing in the mucky-muck," before letting the dynamic duo biznitch her shitznitch.