Great Uncle Zachary

by christopher taylor

"And that is my great uncle Zach," Michael said, pointing to a painting in the foyer.

"Wait," exclaimed Horace. "Wasn't Zach the uncle that molested your brother?"

"Yeah," responded Michael. "That's the one."

"Well then what's so great about him?"

"He's my grandmother's brother."

"Doesn't sound so great to me."