Yodelling Llama, etc.: Are Your Masturbation Habits Strange? Another Helpful Quiz

January 19th, 2004

1) Do you have a masturbation sock?	yes no
2) Is it crusty?	yes no
3) Do you regularly use pornography?	yes no
4) ...involving more than two people?	yes no
5) ...involving more than four people?	yes no
6) ...involving gloryholes?	yes no
7) ...involving facials?	yes no
8) ...involving animals?	yes no
9) ...involving Paris Hilton?	yes no
10) Have you stooped to using the Sears Catalog more than twice?	yes no
11) Have you ever tasted it?	yes no
12) Have you ever microwaved a carrot?	yes no
13) Do you generally clean up with tissues?	yes no
14) ...with toilet paper?	yes no
15) ...with someone else's mouth?	yes no
16) ...with nothing (e.g. ejaculating directly into the sink/toilet/cat)?	yes no
17) Left or right?	left right