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January 19th, 2004

Are You a Winner or a Loser?

A Helpful Quiz
by christopher taylor
1) Do you like pistachio ice cream? yes
no
2) Do you like having sex with strangers? yes
no
3) Do you like cats without tails? yes
no
4) Do you wish you graduated from high school? yes
no
5) Are you currently incarcerated in a fictional locale? yes
no
6) Are you currently masturbating to this page? yes
no
7) Do you wish you were? yes
no
8) Did you cry when I stepped on your elephant? yes
no
9) Can you count to eight on your teeth? yes
no
10) What does the "Spaghetti Incident" mean to you? yes
no



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