Abortion Aphrodisiacal? Absolutely!

by ragnar danesjold

Baby Jane, the infamous contortionist and orgy orchestrator, once asked me if there anything more romantic than desiring to have a lover's abortion. I started to stammer had been previously engaged in a conversation about the mating habits of sea snakes-when she added that the abortion would naturally be self-inflicted. "None of this orthotrycyclin overdose shit...really hot 'wire coat hanger' fuck action...to the max, Jack." Flummoxed beyond my usual flummoxed state--my name was not Jack--I began against all rational odds, to sport the most engorged erection since my sister first licked my horse's testicles in the first grade. Needless to say, Baby took care of Prometheus post-haste. But I was given pause for thought: why did I find the bloody back alley murder of my own helpless progeny so sexy? It has got to be the puppy chow.