Dec
8
…and other historical tidbits you’ll learn from this video about our nation’s first president.
[From Fair Game.]
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…and other historical tidbits you’ll learn from this video about our nation’s first president.
[From Fair Game.]
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In a video so chock full o’ facts about our 1st president, I’m surprised they neglected to mention that he insisted on receiving no less than 7 goat’s milk enemas every day. Or that his natural hair was stronger than steel, and styling it required the efforts of several burly men with pliers and grindstones over the course of 8-10 hours.
Also, recent forensic examination has concluded that he did NOT have “Thirty goddamned dicks” as claimed by the songs authors. Washington’s total number of dicks (including the 3 which he lost in the war) was only 26. I suppose we can forgive a four dick oversight in the name of “artistic license”.