Somehow I convinced myself that seeing Spy Kids was a good idea. For those of you out there that have so far spared yourself the experience, continue on that path. It is borderline unwatchable. I nearly turned it off, and I can count on my hand the number of films I’ve turned off.
The only redeeming aspect of having watched Spy Kids is I got to see Alan Cumming create the character (Fegan Floop) that Johnny Depp would later appropriate, at least partially, in playing Willy Wonka.