You know you’ve entered a new era in your life when the best laugh you get during the day is when your five-day old son starts screaming uncontrollably because he can’t stop pissing in his own mouth because he doesn’t have the muscle control to stop the stream of urine from flowing; doesn’t have the motor control to readjust his head, so the golden shower hits a different part of his body or, better yet, misses him entirely; and doesn’t have the sense to close his mouth.
April 20, 2012
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I ran the gamut of emotions while reading that.
Comment by Ra — April 21, 2012 @ 8:21 pm