Jul

23

Leon’s getting larger.

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Apparently, a few nights ago when I was lying in bed, I started laughing uncontrollably at the thought of applying an Airplane quote to my greasy asshole. I gather “the plane is getting closer” signified the growing turmoil in my abdomen. And “Leon’s getting larger” represented the extent to which my balloon knot had dilated. I don’t recall much of this, having been more or less asleep at the time, but my wife assures me it was made all the more terrifying by the accompanying odors.


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  1. FelixP on July 23, 2010 6:08 pm

    I believe the original prompt was “The clouds are getting thicker!”