Yodelling Llama

October 30, 2011

Election, November 2011.

Filed under: Olympia,Politics — Chris @ 3:13 pm

That time of year again. Time to vote. Time to blog about voting. From Northeast Olympia.

First up, we have Initiative Measure No. 1125. Not wanting to bind the hands of DOT to set tolls, and not wanting to kill light rail, and being generally skeptical of micromanaging how funding revenues are used, I’m voting no.

Next, Initiative Measure No. 1163. I voted no when this question was posed in 2008. The only thing that’s changed is there is even less money available to pay for training these independent contractors. If I had my druthers, many long term care workers would be state employees, and thereby trained. I’d also be down with paying more to contractees, and mandating training. But this hybrid bullshit makes me angry. And, again, this is terrible initiative fodder. So, no.

I bemoaned the idiocy of the proponents of 2010′s Initiatives 1100 and 1105 in confusing the issues with two similar but not identical measures. And I suppose part of me was concerned about both those Initiatives’ impact on the bottom line, tax wise. Initiative Measure No. 1183. seems to solve those problems. I’m not sure why, but I really get my blood boiling at the position of the “preserve the status quo” crowd. Of course the State shouldn’t run liquor stores. The very idea is insane, what with retail liquor being just about the most perfectly suited industry suited to the Invisible Hand if there ever was one. State-run retail clothing stores make more sense, because at least then perhaps we’d see women’s clothing lines come out of the Dark Ages by requiring actual measurements, and we might be able to curb the incidence of child labor in clothing manufacturing. But liquor? Nigga, please. So, yes on 1183.

Senate Joint Resolution No. 8205 appears to be primarily concerned with removing surplusage from the State Constitution. Noble goal. Approved.

Revenue spikes being diverted to the rainy day fund? That’s the topic of Senate Joint Resolution No. 8206. Where “spike” means “growth in general sate revenue that is more than one-third greater than the” “average biennial percentage growth in the general state revenues over the preceding five biennia.” Sounds like a good idea to me. Might prevent budgets from being based upon unrealistic numbers. Approved.

George L. Barner, Jr. is running unopposed for Port Commissioner District No. 1, so I’m not bothering to vote for this position.

City of Olympia Mayor, on the other hand, has Stephen Buxbaum and Dick Pust. I warmed on came-in-third-during-the-primary-and-so-is-no-longer-on-the-ballot Karen Rogers over the years, most recently when she attended a Stonewall Youth event. I’m not much of a Buxbaum fan, but I like Pust even less. So, reluctantly, Buxbaum.

As a small-r republican and criminal defense attorney–dealing frequently with, shall we say, a class of very poor decisionmakers–I despise the idea of direct democracy. Thus, Democritus Blantayre, the self-proclaimed “anti-politician,” sort of running for City Council Position No. 2 is out. And Steve Langer is in.

Rhenda Iris Strub came to my door and asked me to vote for her for Position No. 3. Nathanial Jones did not. Both candidates seem just fine, if unexceptional. So, Strub.

Position No. 7 has Brian Tomlinson, who seems proud of his refusal to participate in the political process. He doesn’t seek newspaper endorsements, participate in candidate surveys, or create campaign literature. Another anti-candidate, along the lines of Position 2′s Blantayre? Sort of. I can at least grasp what someone like Blantayre is trying to accomplish. But Tomlinson is more of an Outsider without a Cause. Unfortunate. So although I’m not entirely on board with TOGETHER!–the nonprofit for which opponent Jim Cooper is executive director–because of its “youth shouldn’t experiment with alcohol and other recreational drugs” stance, I suppose he’ll do.

All of the School Board Director District candidates are running unopposed. And I won’t stand in their way.

I’m of mixed thoughts about Proposition No. 1, which bans fireworks within City limits. On the one hand, I’m sort of sympathetic to the idea that fireworks are needlessly dangerous, especially in an uncontrolled, relatively urban setting. On the other hand, I hope to one day blow shit up legally with a small male child. Thus, no.

October 29, 2011

Occupy Oly vs. Little Hollywood.

Filed under: Olympia — Chris @ 9:03 am

For those of you that live in Olympia, you may have noticed the Occupy folks have been camping out over the recent past in Heritage Park along Capitol Lake. Where Lakefest usually sets up shop.

As an occasional reader of Olympia history, I knew that before the folks responsible for designing and constructing the capitol campus dammed up the Deschutes, mudflats had lived there. Which made that rather unattractive real estate. So during the depression, folks set up a shanty town called Little Hollywood on and near the mudflats.

Superimpose the two, and it makes for a striking image, no?

[From Olympia Time.]

October 22, 2011

Peeling a head of garlic on the quick.

Filed under: Food & Drink — Chris @ 8:38 am

This actually works:

October 9, 2011

Injury.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chris @ 8:37 am

I seem to recall hearing somewhere that children are fearless because they cannot comprehend permanent injury. And so you see, for example, roof-to-roof Tick imitators among the twelve-year-old set not because they’re ignorant that the images flickering on the screen are staged and decidedly not real in important respects, but rather because they’re ignorant that broken bones don’t always heal right and that death isn’t just for the elderly.

The thing is, I recall as a youth being convinced permanent injury was lurking around the corner. I seem to have developed a phobia of people touching my shins that persists to this day, and I suspect it had something to do with the coach’s insistence that I wear “shin guards” during my brief stint as a pee-wee soccer underperformer. I recall being concerned at one point while a partially-pubescent masturbator that if blood vessels somehow found themselves burst, I might end up suffering from life-threatening internal bleeding. [Not that this thought stopped me, mind you. Whatever embarrassment I might have had from seeking medical attention were always outweighed by the, um, urgency of the moment.] And I was never comfortable free climbing the jungle gym at the now-defunct “Big Toy” at Country Club Elementary for fear that I might slip and fall and crash into the gravel below, and lose an eye or something. [Would that we had a softer floor, like wood chips or recycled tennis shoes, like the coddled children of today. Or that I had the sense to insist upon carabiners.]

So the question I have is this: from whence comes the the recklessness exhibited by some, but not all, children? Is it a biological naiveté about death and dismemberment? A cultural norm absorbed by the younguns from their parents, who have convinced themselves of the rubbery resilience of their spawn to avoid constant worry? The inherent stupidity of youth?

October 8, 2011

Julee Cruise.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chris @ 8:37 am

Posit: the appeal of Julee Cruise in the context of “Twin Peaks” is almost entirely mood-related. Sort of like the appeal of the backwards-forwards-talking little person: it’s odd and slightly annoying, but sort of interesting and fitting in context. Corollary: no one listens to Julee Cruise divorced from David Lynch except for nostalgia seekers and the sorts of people who buy “scary noise” records in October.

October 2, 2011

Taking the cat for a walk.

Filed under: Personal — Chris @ 5:53 pm

After we supped this evening, D and I decided to embark upon a brisk constitutional. Well, a stumble around the block. Heavy supper. After departing through the front, we heard the telltale sound of our feline, Minke, scaling the fenced back yard to join us in the front. Oops: we forgot to shut the pet door.

We picked up the pace, hoping to lose have Minke lose interest and meander back to our yard. No such luck. She kept pace for several houses, well outside her comfort zone (at least as far as we know). She braved barking dogs in fenced yards, a more heavily-trafficked street, an outdoor gathering of our new neighbors, and the sound of a nail gun in a garage on our journey. The whole time, she stayed close, only occasionally pausing to sniff this or explore that. In many respects, more well behaved and obedient than most, always trotting toward us when we called. After walking to the end of the block, back down the alley, then back to the house, Minke seems rather tuckered out. Sure, it’s almost certainly an act. But she’s earned a “good kitty” or three.

October 1, 2011

Color.

Filed under: Food & Drink — Chris @ 9:40 am

What with being inundated with vegetables from our Rochester-based CSA, Wobbly Cart Farming Collective, I decided, once again, to try my hand at ratatouille. Use up some of the eggplant, zucchini, and tomatoes. We even had some fresh thyme and rosemary to throw in. Only thing was, the tomatoes that came from the CSA, as well as the ones from our backyard, were green and yellow, not red. Not that they were underripe, mind you. The specific varieties involved simply don’t get red as they mature.

Which meant that although the ratatouille was tasty enough–by no means amazing, but certainly the centerpiece of a serviceable meal–it did have the unfortunately quality of being a sort of brown-gray color. The red from the tomatoes usually holds its own and makes the dish a colorful, eye-pleasing affair. But with yellow and green tomatoes…sort of off-putting.

Solution? The latest Vegetarian Times has a recipe for “Glorified Ratatouille Shepherd’s Pie.” So I’m spending part of this morning making up some mashed potatoes that will hopefully dress up the leftover ratatouille to make it more palatable from a visual standpoint.

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