Yodelling Llama

October 28, 2008

Channel 101: LA Roundup (October 2008).

Filed under: Channel 101 — Chris @ 5:47 pm

Green screen fever dream “The Mountain” attempts to mine funny in repetition (e.g. “five years”), soap opera cliches, and an odd sort of underachieving technical expertise. Sort of like “Trillions,” but less successful. That Hancock and Roiland’s new concoction placed number one is puzzling, especially given the slowed down barrenness of the production. Chalk it up to the return of live-action Justin Roiland. C

Jon and Jess guesting on the latest “Water and Power“? Beautiful. The Halloween theme? Even better. Actually sort of terrifying. A

Strangely satisfying, “Shitbuster (2008)” is really just a more militarized and angry remake of the original “Shitbuster,” following the form to a tee. The thing is, the original “Shitbuster” was a one-off. What should we expect from the update in its second episode? B-

The sixth “Making Mistakes” really brought the trauma. The first couple of segments were a little guest-star and almost-guest-star heavy, although the second bit did feature some wonderful Whitney Avalon. But the third act was pure genius for its incomprehensible terror-filled glee and alluringly demented lessons learned. Bravo! A-

Definitely darker than in its second episode, “The Pop” #3 has a lot to recommend it. Noirish as fuck. Suspenseful. Funny, in a morbid sort of way, especially the spinach can lid “gag.” Great introduction of Swee’ Pea. I’m even willing to forgive the whole “ghost” development because, well, it’s October. Nice return to form. A-

The third and final “Boner for Boner” felt, well, slapped together. The nod toward the holiday du mois was fine and all, but less Vache Panos and more Root Beer would have been appreciated. C-

“I’ll give you gold. “Compassion‘s sophomore effort is just as maddeningly puzzlingly mesmerizing as its predecessor, but with a few more big words flubbed, a few more explicably rubbery facial expressions provided, and a few more chuckles elicited by Mike McCafferty. Which may explain why it wasn’t re-upped. Or it may have been some sort of self-cancelling thing. C+

Top failed pilot “Googas” features four 101 regulars trying to figure out the show’s concept on camera by analogizing to creature movie antecedents while drinking beer. Ugh. D

Blood Curse” looked really cool, and had a pretty cool zombie/vampire killer set-up. And would have been a pretty cool show if it hadn’t been so disastrously down on the genre conventions. Disastrous because, well, its observations about genre conventions weren’t novel, or funny, or interesting, and its manner of observing was by way of a whiny douchey bitchfucker. C-

And I have to say, I rather enjoyed “The Singing Alpaca.” Sort of flattering, in a way.

October 27, 2008

NaNoWriMo.

Filed under: Personal,Print Media — Chris @ 4:57 pm

Two years ago, I utterly failed to participate in a meaningful manner in NaNoWriMo‘s 2006 edition. I think I’ll give it another shot this year, buttressed by the encouraging words of Neil Gaiman.

October 26, 2008

Alex T.

Filed under: Humor,Politics — Chris @ 3:03 pm

[From Marginal Revolution.]

October 25, 2008

The Threepenny Opera.

Filed under: Olympia — Chris @ 9:59 am

After several false starts with live theater in Olympia (notably at a pair depressingly competent Harlequin productions) D and I enjoyed ourselves rather immensely at the Capital Playhouse last night with a very good production of The Threepenny Opera, the Bertolt Brecht/Kurt Weill dark musical comedy about the London underclasses. Fun times with licensed beggars, corrupt cops, and bank robbing cunt-addicts. The updated English translation from Jeremy Sams did feel a little too updated at times, and the fellow playing Tiger Brown was completely miscast. But the production was amusing throughout, especially with the “fuck you, audience, for wanting a happy” ending. Spot-on performances from the actors portraying the Peachums. Great production design and costuming, borrowing liberally from last season’s Sweeney Todd. Strong voices, especially Polly and Mac’s gang. Lovely orchestra. Highly recommended.

[Aside: the name of the playhouse reminded me of the distinction between "capital" and "capitol." The former refers to the city in which government is seated. Olympia is the capital of Washington. The latter refers to the building in which the legislature meets. The capitol in Olympia is located next to the Temple of Justice.]

No disambiguation.

Filed under: Print Media — Chris @ 8:40 am

“Best some barista’s gonna do is get bitched out by a cougar with a fake Vuitton and the sweats that ain’t Juicy.” The best Achewoods find Ray Smuckles and Roast Beef shooting the shit. Thursday’s is no exception.

Transformer.

Filed under: Music — Chris @ 8:23 am

The firm‘s long-suffering intern Hudson finally cut loose yesterday and migrated to higher paying, more prestigious territory. Bully for him. The farewell Woodford Reserves sparked conversations ranging from placenta eating as the defining characteristic of manhood to The Doors. Hudson was of the opinion that Jim Morrison is the direct musical ancestor of David Bowie. Something to do with lyrics. Whereas I expressed the opinion that David Bowie represents something closer to the union of The Velvet Underground and The Who. Which is what makes Transformer such a masterpiece. Lou Reed, as produced by a youthful Ziggy Stardust. Now, if only someone could procure for me a copy of Pete Townshend’s yet-unproduced cover of “Satellite of Love.”

October 23, 2008

Urinal shit.

Filed under: Personal — Chris @ 8:49 pm

As a fan of Dan Harmon’s blog, where he repeatedly photographs himself taking a shit, I planned today to pop a squat over an old-timeny piss pot in the early twentieth century office building in which I work. Only I forgot my camera. So instead I’ll shit sans photography. And masturbate and cry.

October 22, 2008

Absentee vs. postal voting.

Filed under: Language,Politics — Chris @ 5:15 pm

Michelle Obama left a message on my voicemail today, reminding me to vote. Preferably for her husband. Unfortunately, someone neglected to explain to her the difference between postal and absentee voting. Thurston is a vote-by-mail county. There are no polling stations. So calling to remind me to send in my “absentee ballot” before November 4th is sort of an irritating misuse of language. Am I being petty? Perhaps. But this is how we vote; I’m not “unable or unwilling to attend the official polling station.”

October 18, 2008

Ballot.

Filed under: Politics — Chris @ 9:22 pm

Received my Washington ballot in the mail yesterday. Thurston County, like most of Washington, does all its voting by mail these days. I think you lose something by not having in-person voting booths, but it is rather convenient to get the ballot by mail and drop it off a block and half from my house. For posterity, here’s how I’m voting:

Initiative Measure No. 985. Vote: no. Because, whatever merits Mr. Eyman’s traffic congestion solutions may have, this is a legislative activity. Because the money would be ganked from other transportation-related funding sources, undermining, to quote from the initiative’s language, “bike paths…park and ride lots, ferries, trolleys, buses or rail.” And because the real cause of congestion in Washington is caused by the incompetence of too many Washington drivers. Which is really only solvable by getting them off the road. May I suggest a more rigorous driver’s test?

Initiative Measure No. 1000. Vote: yes. Because Oregon’s assisted suicide law, upon which this initiative is based, seems to have worked out pretty well.

Initiative Measure No. 1029. Vote: no. Because this was put on the ballot by mistake; this was supposed to be an initiative to the legislature, but Secretary of State Sam Reed misjudged the situation.

President/Vice President. Vote: Barack Obama / Joe Biden.. If you’ve been following this blog at all, this shouldn’t be a surprise.

U.S. Representative District No. 3. Vote: Brian Baird.. Usually I’m not a big fan of incumbents. And Michael Delavar is decidedly libertarian-leaning, with an anti-war stance. But Delavar is absolutely appalling on immigration. That, and his adherence to the usual assortment of anti-queer, anti-abortion, anti-atheist Republican planks means he loses my vote. Given that Baird is a competent politician with a fairly good voting record on most issues I care about, he’s getting my vote.

Governor. Vote: abstain. I think Dino Rossi is a suave motherfucker with some pretty terrible things to say (see e.g. his criticism of Gregoire for letting people in her branch follow “good time” incarceration rules), and some pretty stupid positions (see e.g. his “let’s fix the state highways all at once without a funding source” transportation plan). But Chris Gregoire is a demoralizing figure. Every time I hear her speak, I want to leave the state. I also have heard from reliable sources that she engaged in some pretty shady activities while Attorney General.

Lieutenant Governor. Vote: Marcia McCraw. Because she has earned more academic (as opposed to honorary) degrees. And she has a campaign website. And isn’t the incumbent.

Secretary of State. Vote: Sam Reed. Because my friend Wes seems to think he’s good.

State Treasurer. Vote: Jim McIntire. Because he has more academic degrees.

State Auditor. Vote: J. Richard McEntee. Because he’s not the incumbent.

Attorney General. Vote: John Ladenburg. Because Ladenburg is an impressive public speaker. And, from my dealings with the AG’s office, McKenna isn’t trustworthy.

Commissioner of Public Lands. Vote: Peter J. Goldmark. Because Goldmark was a volunteer wildland firefighter for years. And says better things than the incumbent re environmental protection.

Superintendent of Public Instruction. Vote: Teresa Bergeson. Because she doesn’t have children. And because her challenger, Randy Dorn, couldn’t be bothered to respond to the Seattle Times helpful interactive Voter’s Guide.

Insurance Commissioner. Vote: Mike Kreidler. Because The Olympian endorsed him.

Senator, District No. 22. Vote: Karen Fraser. Because The Olympian endorsed her.

Representative, District No. 22 Position No. 1. Vote: Brendan Williams. Essentially, because he bothered to create a campaign website, no matter how barebones, despite the fact that he’s running unopposed.

Representative, District No. 22 Position No. 2. Vote: Sam Hunt.. Because he favors tolling on highways.

County Commissioner District No. 1. Vote: Judy Wilson. Because The Olympian endorsed her.

County Commissioner District No. 2. Vote: Robin Edmondson. Because The Olympian didn’t endorse him, and instead endorsed Sandra Romero, for the wrong reasons.

Supreme Court Justice Positions No. 3, 4, and 7; Court of Appeals, Division 2 Judge District 2, Position No. 1. Vote: abstain. I don’t care for judicial elections. And I care for appellate court judicial elections even less. So I’m not participating. [Note: these are all uncontested races anyway. I might feel different about these sorts of races if it mattered.]

District Court Judge Position No. 2. Vote: Sam Meyer. Because I’ve met Sam, and I know a lot of other lawyers and court-certified interpreters and the like who have met Sam, and we all seem to agree he’d be a fantastic choice. Fair. Consistent. Knowledgeable.

Public Utilities District Commissioner, District No. 3. Vote: Terence Artz. Because he was an Obama delegate.

Mastermind.

Filed under: Personal — Chris @ 5:57 pm

Every so often, I get the urge to classify myself in order to explain my behavior. Using some version of a Myers-Briggs test, I’ve stumbled into the INTJ, or Mastermind, category. I’m satisfied that it broadly explains certain aspects of my personality. The inner law dork and my fascination with complicated, yet internally coherent, systems. The reluctant leader, spurned more by the incompetence of others than my own drive. The oversized ego. The ick factor when encountering shoddy research. The criticism.

What category do you fall into?

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